20 Nov “She urinated to my floor”: 14 dating horror tales that could make you need to remain in on valentine’s
10. "He set me personally on fire"
He inadvertently set me personally on fire and today he could be my better half.
11. "He established himself within my cleavage"
"through the second date the guy under consideration invited me for a me to their household.
" After having a semi-pleasant evening we ended up being sitting regarding the sofa in which he had been sat on the ground so we had been viewing a movie.
"Without encouragement or caution he established himself at me personally and thrust their face into my cleavage.
"I screamed and jumped up and then keep him in a heap on to the floor with bloodstream gushing from their face.
"Turns out the cable had protruded from my bra and got caught under their chin!"